I’m high on chocolate coffe beans and I dont even like thems.
Lately I stopped sleeping and started drinking massive amounts of Red Bull and last night that ended in a breakdown where I basically turned into my tumblr dash. As in, I cried about Chris Colfer, Darren Criss and Glee, sang Les Miserables song and talked way to much about gay men at a meeting of our Animal Rights group. I hope I still have friends.
Cant believe I gave a random girl my number and told her to call if she ever wanted to play a gig. But she was so, soooo fricking good at karaoke! What am I even…..
At some point in every political discussion I will start talking about Rape and Homosexuality and quite honestly, I’m disappointed that this is not a drinking game yet.
On sunday I spend the time on the train between Rosenheim and Munich to determine if the English/german couple in front of me where Franz Ferdinand guitarist Nick McCarthy and his wife, and preparing what I would say if it were so.
It wasnt them. But it reminded me of how much I love Franz Ferdinand and how much I owe to this band.
Now, who saw last nights Girls? Where is all the raving? Like you’re not all dying about Andrew Rannells ass!
I’m gonna have to name my daughter after Lena Dunham, making her Claudia Jean Christopher Andrew Rannells Lena Dunham ChewBacca Altmann. Fuck Yeah.
Actually, you know what guys, I might aswell spill. Today might mark my 6th year as a Vegan, but its also kind of my birthday because 7 years ago I was in a very bad place and did something stupid but I survived and IT REALLY DID GET BETTER. So I’m gonna put on my best outfit, get some good food, be fabulous and celebrate being alive!
Dont forget to spread love! Someone might need it!
Today I went to this accessories shop and they had a whole aisle with One Direction jewellery which was awesome so I smiled and this girl who had been loooking at the aisle but didnt dare to actually go there saw that I smiled and smiled back and called for her friends to come over and we had a small bonding moment over a british boyband. Beautiful.
Found out I’m not eligible to do my abitur exams in Hessen 2 days before the application deadline. Nice. Bavaria it is then, which will suck because I DONT UNDERSTAND THESE PEOPLE. OR THEIR CULTURE! And the freaking website is not helping at all!
Frieda. Her name is Frieda. oh dear!
I forgot the name of my youngest sister. What the Heck? Can I blame it on having a whole bunch of siblings with a lot of names? Or not having seen her since her birth, which was half a year ago? This is awful! I’m such a bad sister!
Right when my first period kicked in, there should have been a public announcement to stay away from me. People should know that I’m not dateable. I am physically and psychologically unable to have a relationship.
My hands were running wild and suddenly a business mail contained the sentence “Are there any vegetarians, vegans, muslims, gays, straights, purples or dinosaurs in your band?”. Is that what we meant with “Darren Criss. Life Ruiner”?
Since the start of 2012 I have:
Gotten a new piercing.
Dyed my hair. (every month…)
Ended a relationship.
Started a new relationship.
Been on a long car journey.
Passed an exam.
Cried on someone’s shoulder.
Had a massive fight with a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Had a Valentine.
Written a letter using pen and paper.
Gone to see a therapist.
Been prescribed medication by a doctor.
Read a really good book.
Gone to the zoo.
Spent too much money on unnecessary things.
Traveled by train.
Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
Spent a day out in the sun getting a tan.
Slammed a door out of frustration.
Had an anxiety attack.
Babysat for a friend’s child.
Had a BBQ.
Gone to the fair.
Seen a film at the cinema in 3D.
Gone on a date.
Been the only sober one on a night out.
Helped someone home after they’d had too much to drink.
Stayed up all night.
Talked on the phone for over 2 hours.
Supported someone who’d received bad news.
Watched some kind of live sporting event.
Read an entire book in one day.
Bought a DVD the day it was released.
Eaten McDonald’s more than four times in a single week.
Cried as a result of exam stress.
Met some incredible new people.
Fallen backwards off a chair.
Broken my glasses.
Cried over someone in my past.
Spent hours aimlessly browsing the internet.
Cried over a film.
Gone out of my way to avoid an ex-boyfriend.
Fought with someone in public.
Been in a relationship for a year or longer.
- Name: Jasmin Altmann!
- Height: 5’7 (ish) 1.75 m
- Eye Color: brown. hamster brown.
- Birthday: october 11th
- Favourite color: red and yellow. and orange. and green! ALL OF THEM! I hate this question…
- Best school subject(s): Politics and English. Even though all my English teachers hated me for correcting me.
- Mac or PC: PC though I dont hate Macs.
- Current shirt color: black
- Gamer?: Sims?
- Day or night: night
- Celebrity crush: it feels weird calling him that, but Daren Criss. Definately.
- Coffee?: You spelled it wrong, its LIFE.
- Favourite Food: fries. Everything made out of potatoes, really.